- teacher: just do your homework
- doctor: just eat healthy
- mum: just clean your room
- opposite sex: just look gorgeous
- friends: just be socially active
- life: just be perfect
- me: it's not that fucking easy dude
- guys on tumblr: all I want to do is find a girl and treat her right
- boys that I know: first i park muh car then i fuck yo bitch
